the guy just thing worse than a late-night booty phone call from some guy is actually a late-night butt phone call from some guy. and his awesome partner.
According to my Tinder profile, Im searching for a person that was into skinny-dipping, respects my strong belief that mercury retrograde was genuine, and is also eager tune in to my continual issues regarding how my personal succulents keep passing away (or perhaps, like, help keep them live). Six evenings ago, I found myself pretty sure Id found this person. What i’m saying is, the woman Spotify anthem had been desires by Fleetwood Mac, that will be my personal go-to karaoke tune. Require I state extra?
But when I exposed the application, I had a message from someone else.